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Hotel weights and measures

1mm – the minimum clearance around the bed
1kC – the maximum range in temperature of the shower
£450 – the acceptable rate per MB for Hotel WiFi
£15 – the minimum reasonable cost per bottle of water supplied to the room
By the lift – a quiet location
7:15 – sufficiently close to 8:00 for your alarm call
17.4kB/sec – Super Fast broadband connnection
By the car park entrance – alternative quiet location
2 – a wide range of pillow choice
€12 – a reasonable charge for laundering socks
€17.50 – bargain charge for 2 boiled eggs and a slice of ham for breakfast
45minutes – close to the City centre
6:30am – reasonable time for room service to knock on your door to see if you have left for the day
2 – sufficient hangers in the wardrobe
1 – copious supply of electricity sockets
1st floor overlooking the main road by the lift and the car park entrance – the quietest room in the hotel

By P J Bryant

Ramblings of a freelance IT Consultant working for some nice SME's, large organisations, resellers and the usual friends and family! Bit of

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